Micoofy Duck's Repeating Nightmare! The Dreams Won't Stop!

I've had this recurring dream now a number of times over the past year. It's the same nightmare over and over again with slight differences. Basically in my dream I find myself either on my way to Walt Disney World or Disneyland and it's usually when I'm on the plane or already at the parks that I've suddenly realized that I have forgotten everything that I believe I truely need to get through the day at a Disney theme park.
The items I'm forgetting in my dreams is my digital cameras, my video camera, the camera batteries {all of them}, or sometimes I have my camera batteries but none of them are charged and I forgot the cord to charge them with, I've also had the crisis of forgetting the memory cards... and then it gets worse. Sometimes I dream that I have forgotten my condoms. Now you can buy {most} camera accessories at Disney theme parks at the photo shops but where in the world at the Disney Theme Parks can I buy extra condoms? Is there a sex shop on Main Street I've missed?
You see, everytime I go to the parks I always need a condom tucked away in my wallet, my cameras complete with fully charged batteries and memory cards and with all that I'm set for the day at the park. Now the reason I keep the condom{s) with me while in the parks is because there has been times where I strike up a conversation with a rather cute young Disney Prince and even somtimes a handsome rugged muscled Disney Prince "Daddy". You end up bumping into them again on a different day at another park and there's a physical connection... at least on my side. But sometimes we exchange hotel information... for a reason yet nothing really ever happens. You get my point for the condoms... safe sex at a Disney hotel... NEVER IN THE PARKS!
Hey "straights" passing through immediately judging me... loads of straights flirt in Disney theme parks, mostly at Downtown Disney... gays can flirt too in the parks with hopes of one night stands. Nothing new here.
So basically my point is before you leave your home just double check, now four times check that you have everything packed before you head out to your Disney Park vacation.
Here's a tip. Let's say you leave Friday. Pack up Wednesday night and when you have the time just play along as if you're in your hotel room and dig through your suitcases to see what you have had you been in your new hotel away from home. This usually gives you a red flag of what you've left behind. Last thing you want is this forgetting nightmare to come true during your most Not So Scary Halloween trip to the parks!

Comments
You should always double, triple and quadruple check your bags on a trip to Disney, the worst thing is to have forgotten a really important thing, especially if its expensive or hard to replace.
Posted by: Disney Condo | October 2, 2008 08:23 PM
You don't need to visit WDW during Gay Days in order to hook up...
*tries to look innocent*
Posted by: Dave | October 2, 2008 10:58 PM
Okay. So who is the Disney "Half Naked Hunk" Prince in the CBR room?
Posted by: Cliff | October 3, 2008 09:53 PM