Disney Hunks Week . Day 7 Part 2
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Foto Stories . "NY Dad" was the only MAN that made this boy instantly fall in love with him at first sight. I could not believe how much I was attracted to this dad. I could feel my heart race under my pec, I could feel the world slow down around me, I could feel my hard as fuck erection against the faux rock display that separated me from him. All I could think was thank you Tinkerbell, Disney wishes do come true!
I photographed "NY Dad" about 11 times, back 2 back 2 back. We, and I mean the crowd, was suppose to be looking at this mechanical alligator in front of the Rainforest Cafe come to life but while everyone waited and looked at the water, I took photo after photo of this perfect specimen.
I couldn't help myself. I felt like a fucking fashion photographer snapping over and over. In the photos, you can see his lean body outlined in his shirt, his thick & strong forearm veins guiding my eyes to his flexed biceps peeking out of his sleeves. Oh my god- his voice! He had an accent that was deep and masculine- Thank You Tinkerbell, Queen of all Fairies for granting my wish... To see the most beautiful man walk the earth.
Disney Tip . My trip to Walt Disney World was everything and more. Even when it rained on my 2nd day I still went to Magic Kingdom wearing one of those 7 dollar Mickey raincoats and hit ride after ride with no fucking lines, at all! I remember just finishing riding Big Thunder Mountain Railroad and the cute operator asked if I wanted to go again, I said yes and off I went again. So just remember, even if God decides to dump a bucket of rain on you, just learn to enjoy your vacation despite the minor problems.
Magic Kingdom . Anytime there is a show at Cinderella's Castle, be sure not to stand at the front. People will sit the fuck down behind you demanding that you sit down for "the kids". Stand towards the middle, maybe towards the back for an entire stage view. Same goes for any fireworks show at night. Stand far back away from the castle and at an angle so that you can see the fireworks and the castle. Depending where you stand, the castle itself can block your view of the fireworks show. Best viewing spot is near the statue of Mr. Walt Disney holding Mickey's hand. And save your first time riding The Haunted Mansion for when night falls. It's scary fun!
Epcot . When riding Soarin in the Future Showcase, you'll see that the ride is divided into 3 riding sections. I believe it's section A, B, and C. The trick is to get into section B and any seat on 2nd row. This is the best viewing experience for Soarin. If you are stuck in section A or C, try to be the last people on the end of each row, being last means your closer to the center once inside. This sounds confusing but if you write this down and see the set up inside, this trick works.
Also, while in the World Showcase, avoid the film shows at each country. They are boring as they sound and take up your precious vacation time. Be outside where all the live entertainment is because you've only got 24 hours to spend in this park, don't waste it getting educated!
MGM Studios . Oh my god, where to start. When the park opens, rush on over to Tower of Terror & Aerosmith's Rock n' Roller Coaster. FastPass the rollercoaster so you can ride it twice, you'll thank me when you ride it for the first time. Star Tours is so 80's, Muppets 3D is the weakest of all the 3D shows in Disney World and MGM Studios Backlot Tour is not what it use to be. Oh but the Great Movie Ride is a true Disney classic and should be your first stop after riding Aerosmith's rod!
When night falls, make sure you're at Fantasmic! an hour before showtime. Skip the Fantasmic! Dining Plan, it's pathetic, they make you seat all the way on the right side of the auditorium. When I asked the agents where exactly is the seating, they just would say "Oh trust me, It's great seats." Bullshit! Just get to the show early and sit towards the top middle. The closer you sit towards the bottom, the more likely your camera, glasses and clothes will get wet from repeated mist showers from unexpected winds.
Animal Kingdom . If you're going to Disney World during Spring 2006, then get ready for the newest Disney thrill ride, Expedition Everest - Legend of the Forbidden Mountain. It's described as "high-altitude, high-speed train adventure" with the threat of an abdominal snowman trying to get you.
Animal Kingdom is still fairly new so lower your expectations for this park. Mine were set on high and thus I was disappointed. I still had fun but expected more. I would describe Animal Kingdom as simple... with animals. Oh yes, when watching the daily parade, try to sit near little kids because that's where all the Disney characters go to during the route. Let's face it, they ain't coming up to a couple of queers... that is unless the guy inside is horny for cock... but then that would be weird if the character grabbed itself. Oh well, have fun! Start planning today!
Update: Tomorrow Micoofy Duck will be posting even more of this high in demand Disney King, "New York Dad"! This ends my re-release of the first ever Disney Hunks to grace the pages of any of my blogs.
Foto Stories . "Mr. Fixation" was photographed near the Rainforest Cafe in Downtown Disney. For some reason, he caught my attention... his fixation with his closed water bottle led me to wonder such naughty thoughts.
"The Thew Nerd" was photographed in the World Showcase inside Epcot. His muscled, well developed body was a sight beyond queer words. I was only able to capture one shot of him and it came out a bit blurry. But you can clearly see his muscled quads, his strong forearms, the outline of his massive pecs under his shirt and his nerdy glasses & horrid watch accessories complete the fully matured nerd look.
He reminds me of the nerds you use to go to school with- the same nerds you see years later that have out grown their fugly demeanor to then ripen into something magnificent. They become your new found fantasy but then when you find out he's married and has kids, your budding lust for him will forever remain a homoerotic secret. I'm sure someone out there knows what I'm talking about.
Disney Tip . If you've had your fill of Disney theme parks, then venture on over to Downtown Disney. It's a semi huge strip of entertainment, dining & shops that is best viewed at night. Since I did the popular 6 nights, 7 days vacation treatment, I chose to go to Downtown Disney at 2 different times instead of a full day. That way I can revisit a theme park half a day and then go to Downtown Disney the other half with a hotel pitstop in between. This way you get a proper mix of theme park madness mixed with shopping relaxation.
Most travel to Downtown Disney for Cirque du Soleil's La Nouba show. Basically if this is your very first Cirque du Soleil show then it will be fantastic. If you've seen the other shows in other cities, then this family inspired show will be a step down to what you're use to. That is the best way I can explain my experience with this show.
Now when it comes to shopping at the Disney resorts, you'll find that nearly every shop in every park has the exact same merchandise. The shops get boring after the 2nd day but the best store to enjoy while strolling down Downtown Disney is Disney's Days Of Christmas. In case you are not able to visit the theme parks during the holidays, this store features the festive theme 365 days a year. Don't forget to get at least one mickey shaped ornanment personalized to remember your trip.
Foto Stories . "Titian God" was photographed entering Disney-MGM Studios. With his towering linebacker build coming towards me, I raised my camera just in time to snap one flawless photograph of this walking God. "Mr. 30,097,063" was captured inside Disney's Animal Kingdom while he roamed the land with his extended family. He wore a blue cap to cover up his shaved balding spot from the sun and flashed his Canadian flag tattoo proudly. At one point, we stood in front of me in line for Kilimanjaro Safaris and his sweaty body smelled so fucking good.
Disney Tip . Animal Kingdom may look small but this park has much to see in a short amount of time. Animal Kingdom usually opens before any other theme park at the resort but does close early with the average time of 5 p.m. Time went by so fast that I had to choose between 2 shows at the end of my unplanned day... go see Tarzan Rocks or Festival of the Lion King... My choice was horrid. Tarzan Rocks is not worth linking up and not worth watching when you're at the park. Some guy [who's hoping to get signed for a contract] sings the tired old songs, supposely "rocks out" with a band and the shirtless, swinging bodybuilder who plays Tarzan only comes out for maybe a minute. My advice to you, skip this show and go see Festival of the Lion King.
If you are staying at a Disney resort then try to visit Disney's Animal Kingdom on a day that has Extra Magic Evening Hours. If you're not sure how Extra Magic Hours work, then click the bold letters to find out how you can enjoy up to 3 extra hours in the park. Also, Animal Kingdom is just a bit more romantic when the sun goes down, great for couples gay and lesbian.
Foto Stories . "Escort & the Tramp" were both photographed in front of Disney's Yacht & Beach Club Resort. I first spotted these 2 shirtless wonders strolling across Disney's Boardwalk and I almost had the frontal 8 pack ab shot but I was distracted by that retired N'sync singer. My gaydar had a strong feeling that these 2 guys were escorts on holiday...
"Fag Hag's Date" was captured at the bus stop in front of Disney's Yacht & Beach Club Resort waiting with a plump lady friend. He was pure lean muscle and showed no signs of straight behaviour. The whole bus ride together to the Magic Kingdom was a magical memory.
Disney Tip . If this full week of Disney Hunks gets you in the mood to finally plan that trip to Walt Disney World, then here's a tip that could save you unnecessary time & stress. Stay at a Disney Resort on property. Simple as that, in doing so you get Extra Magic Hours, Disney Transportation, Purchase and Disney's Magical Express. An average trip of 6 nights, 7 days to WDW is the most favored plan and gives you the ability to enjoy one theme park a day as well as a full day at Downtown Disney/Pleasure Island and an extra full day at the Magic Kingdom. The world does stop for you while you visit MK twice! It really does.
I stayed at Disney's Yacht Club Resort and enjoyed quality service... Do remember that the Disney's Beach Club Resort [located next door] is more for the family so try to avoid staying here so that you and your boyfriend won't feel "judged" by the straights and their braty kids!
Another ultra fine hotel for you and your boyfriend to enjoy is Disney's Grand Floridian Resort. Always remember that for these 2 hotels you need to book a "Lagoon" or "Water" view room and NOT a "Pool" view. You'll thank me when you first feast your eyes on these views from either hotel. If you don't tell your travel agent about these specific rooms, you just may be looking out into a dull parking lot.
And you'll need to start booking your rooms at least 4 months in advance. Visit Walt Disney World and use their easy as fuck system to quote your own trip.
Update: The 7 Days of Disney Hunks Week that you're currently experiencing was originally featured in 2005 on another one of my blogs. Now if anything ever happens to my other blog I wanted these posts to find a new home and a new audience.
I've also gone ahead and updated the old choppy images for fresh new edits. Go ahead and skim back to day one and see the new and improvement images that many of you are enjoying. I also have other shots of these Disney Hunks that I will feature here in May, The 7 Days Of Disney Hunks Week 2.0.
I'm also going through my many many many MANY folders of archived photos and am currently discovering brand new Disney Princes and Hunks to be featured here all summer long. I just have so many photos that I get overwhelmed with my quanity that some Hunks & Princes get lost in the mix. Stay with Micoofy.com all week long for more hot updates!
Foto Stories . "Adam Mul" was photographed at the Animal Kingdom Mickey's Jammin' Jungle Parade. He pulled a monstrous animal float along with my heart's desire. "Eric Sawyer" was photographed at Magic Kingdom aboard the raft to Tom Sawyer's Island. He spoke with an accent and had the most beautiful colored eyes & the largest male lips I'd seen in years.
Disney Tip . When ever you attend a 3D show in any of the Disney theme parks, remember to stay away from the auditorium doors. Stand somewhere in the middle of the waiting room and let other theme park visitors mindlessly cut in front of you. The reason... When the doors open to the auditorium, the announcer will ask or tell you to move all the way to the end of the row. If you wait just a bit so others can flood the theatre, then you'll have a better chance at getting a seat somewhere in the middle for a better viewing experience.
They say every seat is a "good seat" but there are better seats... in the middle! When visiting the Magic Kingdom, Mickey's PhilharMagic is the best 3D experience at Walt Disney World. Don't miss it so make plans to see it!
Foto Stories . "Mr. Tee" was photographed at Epcot in the World Showcase. He asks a simple question "Do You Drive Stick?" I know my answer, what's yours? "Prachtiger Fotograf" was also captured at Epcot in the Future Showcase, just in front of Test Track. He spoke in an accent while accompanied by his fugly lady friend. He also sported both a video camera & a camera, a very talented man.
Disney Tip . If you start your day early at Epcot and you'd like to ride the most intense rides with the least amount of wait, then here's what you do. First, eat a very light breakfast and arrive at the park before it opens. Remember, keep that stomach nearly empty because once they let you in, you & your boyfriend should run over to Mission: Space and FastPass the ride. Beat all those retired couples and mother's with strollers!
Once you have your FastPass, skip Mission: Space and head on over to Test Track located next door. The wait time for Test Track should be just minutes. Ride the 65 mile per hour ride and then rush back on over to Mission: Space BUT don't use your FastPass yet!!!
You have 2 choices. You can use your FastPass and skip the line to get the ride over with or... you can wait in a 20 minute or so line, ride Mission: Space and then use your FastPass to ride it again! Simple, easy and works every time!
This FastPass trick also works great with Magic Kingdom's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad and Splash Mountain.
Foto Stories . "Mr. Fantastic" was captured at Epcot in the World Showcase. He, along with a female friend, were enjoying the tastes of the International Food and Wine Festival. "Papai Brasileiro" was strolling along the streets of the Magic Kingdom sporting his Brazilian pride. I still wonder about the tattoo hidden underneath his shirt, the ink runs down his neck beneath his shirt.
Disney Tip . While at Epcot touring the World Showcase, be sure to scoop out a spot along the lake for the nightly fireworks show, Illuminations. Once you've found your spot, return to it about an hour before the show starts. Remember to make sure that none of the 3 man-made islands in the lake do not obstruct your view. If you do not do this you may find that your search for a decent viewing spot will become difficult and time consuming.
Note: The 7 Days of Disney Hunks Week was originally featured in 2005 on another one of my blogs. Now if anything ever happens to my other blog I wanted these posts to find a new home and a new audience. Enjoy!
Well my first visit to the Up to 85% off Disney store was a minor bust. Forgot my camera so no pictures. Did get a cool new bag about 60 percent off for my ladies for our next big family trip in 2011 and I got this kick ass Monorail Vinylmation Plush toy which now I see is 7.99 at the Disney online store but I got it for 4.98 at my local discount store. I went ahead and purchased the other Vinylmation Plush figures they had there. The damn Electrical Parade one was 9.98 but fine, whatever. It's better than paying 20 bucks at the theme parks or adding shipping and handling if I bough them online. LOVE THIS DISCOUNT STORE!
They were even playing Disney theme park music while I shopped. Heard Epcot music, Wishes fireworks music, Fantasyland music and Tomorrowland music. I'll going to visit their shop daily if I can. They have a huge stash of boxes in the back of the store that I'm sure has new merchandise that will be rotated as others sell out. Gonna take some photos of the place on my next trip out there.
Heading there tomorrow! I am beyond excited to grab 100 dollars worth of reduced priced theme park merchandise! I'll post pictures later after I visit it!
well then I'd just bring along a carry on bag, buy my entire week's wardrobe from this awesome new store in Downtown Disney, buy Disney luggage from the Magic Kingdom and then return home with a week's worth of new outfits. If only I had a never ending deep wallet. But I am grateful I am able to afford a trip to the WDW theme parks and I will definitely be visiting this store and buying something amazing from it. Wishing they have Alice In Wonderland inspired merchandise at this store when I arrive during the Christmas season!
The Disney Cruise Line is going to debut soon an exclusive line of Dooney & Burke bags. I'm no lady and I do not dress up in drag but I for some Super Gay reason want want WANT WANT these bags! This is the third in the series of the Dooney bags, the first 2 making their debut at the Disney theme parks. I remember first spotting them in person at the Grand Floridian hotel and was shocked they existed! I then went to my local Dooney store here in Dallas and was told that the new Disney bags were mistakenly sent to them and they had to send them back! Oh if only I could have been there the day they were unpacking them! GORGEOUS!
It brings me back to the feeling of just sitting on a bench somewhere and just park watching everything that happens. The sights and sounds, the music playing in the background, random people chattering around me... it just feels good to find these type of videos to soothe my WDW needs.
I've been wondering if I should buy a Dsi or a Dsi XL but ever since these beauties made their debut at my local Dsi stores, well I just had to make the decision to buy the Dsi. I mean it's always always and always about the accessories! Dsi XL just barely came out and has hardly any fun "jewelry" to play with. If you're wondering where I saw these well it was over at ToysRUs dot com.
I hope series 2 has Donald, Pluto & Goofy. And I hope a Super Gay series comes out featuring Disney Princes such as Super buff and Super hairy Gaston!
Of course courtesy of the Laughing Place.
Due to the recent family DRAMA I have had to move my trip that was originally planned for August to the Walt Disney World resort to an early December trip. I have yet to see the Holiday Castle in person since it started and this will be my first year to enjoy it. I can't fucking wait. Yeah I'll miss the Electrical Parade at the Magic Kingdom but when it returns to Disneyland's Main Street in 2011 {I'm assuming it will do that} well then I'll enjoy it there.
But for now a new trip planned for Walt Disney World during the holiday season is making my heart glow in a special rainbow themed park warmth!
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