Foto Stories . "NY Dad" was the only MAN that made this boy instantly fall in love with him at first sight. I could not believe how much I was attracted to this dad. I could feel my heart race under my pec, I could feel the world slow down around me, I could feel my hard as fuck erection against the faux rock display that separated me from him. All I could think was thank you Tinkerbell, Disney wishes do come true!

I photographed "NY Dad" about 11 times, back 2 back 2 back. We, and I mean the crowd, was suppose to be looking at this mechanical alligator in front of the Rainforest Cafe come to life but while everyone waited and looked at the water, I took photo after photo of this perfect specimen.

I couldn't help myself. I felt like a fucking fashion photographer snapping over and over. In the photos, you can see his lean body outlined in his shirt, his thick & strong forearm veins guiding my eyes to his flexed biceps peeking out of his sleeves. Oh my god- his voice! He had an accent that was deep and masculine- Thank You Tinkerbell, Queen of all Fairies for granting my wish... To see the most beautiful man walk the earth.

Disney Tip . My trip to Walt Disney World was everything and more. Even when it rained on my 2nd day I still went to Magic Kingdom wearing one of those 7 dollar Mickey raincoats and hit ride after ride with no fucking lines, at all! I remember just finishing riding Big Thunder Mountain Railroad and the cute operator asked if I wanted to go again, I said yes and off I went again. So just remember, even if God decides to dump a bucket of rain on you, just learn to enjoy your vacation despite the minor problems.

Magic Kingdom . Anytime there is a show at Cinderella's Castle, be sure not to stand at the front. People will sit the fuck down behind you demanding that you sit down for "the kids". Stand towards the middle, maybe towards the back for an entire stage view. Same goes for any fireworks show at night. Stand far back away from the castle and at an angle so that you can see the fireworks and the castle. Depending where you stand, the castle itself can block your view of the fireworks show. Best viewing spot is near the statue of Mr. Walt Disney holding Mickey's hand. And save your first time riding The Haunted Mansion for when night falls. It's scary fun!

Epcot . When riding Soarin in the Future Showcase, you'll see that the ride is divided into 3 riding sections. I believe it's section A, B, and C. The trick is to get into section B and any seat on 2nd row. This is the best viewing experience for Soarin. If you are stuck in section A or C, try to be the last people on the end of each row, being last means your closer to the center once inside. This sounds confusing but if you write this down and see the set up inside, this trick works.

Also, while in the World Showcase, avoid the film shows at each country. They are boring as they sound and take up your precious vacation time. Be outside where all the live entertainment is because you've only got 24 hours to spend in this park, don't waste it getting educated!

MGM Studios . Oh my god, where to start. When the park opens, rush on over to Tower of Terror & Aerosmith's Rock n' Roller Coaster. FastPass the rollercoaster so you can ride it twice, you'll thank me when you ride it for the first time. Star Tours is so 80's, Muppets 3D is the weakest of all the 3D shows in Disney World and MGM Studios Backlot Tour is not what it use to be. Oh but the Great Movie Ride is a true Disney classic and should be your first stop after riding Aerosmith's rod!

When night falls, make sure you're at Fantasmic! an hour before showtime. Skip the Fantasmic! Dining Plan, it's pathetic, they make you seat all the way on the right side of the auditorium. When I asked the agents where exactly is the seating, they just would say "Oh trust me, It's great seats." Bullshit! Just get to the show early and sit towards the top middle. The closer you sit towards the bottom, the more likely your camera, glasses and clothes will get wet from repeated mist showers from unexpected winds.

Animal Kingdom . If you're going to Disney World during Spring 2006, then get ready for the newest Disney thrill ride, Expedition Everest - Legend of the Forbidden Mountain. It's described as "high-altitude, high-speed train adventure" with the threat of an abdominal snowman trying to get you.

Animal Kingdom is still fairly new so lower your expectations for this park. Mine were set on high and thus I was disappointed. I still had fun but expected more. I would describe Animal Kingdom as simple... with animals. Oh yes, when watching the daily parade, try to sit near little kids because that's where all the Disney characters go to during the route. Let's face it, they ain't coming up to a couple of queers... that is unless the guy inside is horny for cock... but then that would be weird if the character grabbed itself. Oh well, have fun! Start planning today!

Update: Tomorrow Micoofy Duck will be posting even more of this high in demand Disney King, "New York Dad"! This ends my re-release of the first ever Disney Hunks to grace the pages of any of my blogs.